Santa Claus - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 18 December 2010

With all this snow around you would think I would be jumping up and down with glee.

Unfortunately it's that UP that is a problem. I've been grounded for days in ICY Scotland and my sleigh has got frozen into the airport.

At this rate a lot of presents won't be distributed and some little darlings will wake on Christmas Day to cries of 'Where are my fucking presents, Santa Claus?'

If I say it's all the fault of the weather they will have expected me to have fixed that. But if I am grounded all I can do is sit and wait.

Until next Christmas.