Ray Mears - My Fake Diary

Monday, 20 October 2008

What a fucking day.

Trekked 26 miles to get a sock full of mountain spring water to boil the badger's foreskins in.

I get back and find a mob of junkmail stuck through the bivouac's letterbox.

Right on top's a Tesco voucher offering 50% off oven-ready Bulgarian badger foreskins.

Ironic that the local Tesco Extra branch is only over the next hill and they flog mountain spring water too.