Ray Mears - My Fake Diary
Monday, 20 October 2008
What a fucking day.
Trekked 26 miles to get a sock full of mountain spring water to boil the badger's foreskins in.
I get back and find a mob of junkmail stuck through the bivouac's letterbox.
Right on top's a Tesco voucher offering 50% off oven-ready Bulgarian badger foreskins.
Ironic that the local Tesco Extra branch is only over the next hill and they flog mountain spring water too.
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