Ray Mears - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 16 October 2008

Just got hopelessly lost in Primark. I only went in for some camouflage trousers but couldn't find any.

Luckily, I found some bling belts which made me look like a girl and I was able to blend in with the herd as it moved out of the door.

If you must go in, it's always a good idea to follow the security guard. These people may look morose but they have to work in there and know the best routes through croc skin handbags.