Ray Mears - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 11 May 2008

"Heathcliffe! Heathcliffe.. Radcliffe! Radcliffe...." there it was again - the ghostly wailing. Just in front of me, Kate Bush emerged from behind a bush of all places!

She began to change he appearance. First of all she began to remove her clothes to reveal a sexy nubile body. Her long black bushy hair changed to blonde.

However, she did apologize and said;

"I'm so sorry! but I'm changing!"

She had changed into Emma Watson and the slut invited me to look at her 'hairy pothole'.

I woke up with a start - I had been dreaming and the noise of an animal had set off the trap.

But what was it?.....

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