Ray Mears - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 10 April 2008

He actually burst into tears; what a baby hid behind the super-professional QC (s)he portrayed on the internet.

Reality can be a hard master.

"I'm sorry my dear!" he cried.

The red-head folded his massive arms across his hairy chest and then put one hand under his two chins and listened to John's whimpering cries.

"Well John, I've heard it all before and I want to know why I've found Jalapeno peppers in your underwear and why has your breath smelt of garlic?"

"Lover, this is the ruth, you've gotta believe me...."

"Go on, I'm listening", Chewy said...

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