Ray Mears - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 6 April 2008

As I sat waiting for my love at the station a funny thing happened........

Three old codgers went past me, downhill in a bath, whilst a young middle aged couple were pulling a goat along, saying 'Come on Geraldine, Margo wants you for her casserole'

An old cloth cat sat at my feet, yawning, whilst an old man said 'They don't like it up em, don't panic Mr Mainwaring, don't panic'

I cross over to where Jonesy was and bought a half pound of sausages of him. It will do for my next meal....