Ray Mears - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 8 April 2008

My thoughts were drifting all over the place as I waited for the door to open. as it did a 6 foot 7inch hairy woman opened the door - a sort of red-haired 'Choobacca' answered the door.

I was lost for words and my heart was reverberating with such intensity, I thought I would have a Canary!

"I...Is...C.c.c.carina in?" I stammered.

"No, she's at work" Chewy said in a high pitched voice.

"Gordon Bennet! I have been through hell and low-water to see her." I exclaimed.

"Well you can give her a ring at work."

That's not all I'd like to give her I thought.

" - she works at a call centre. Just phone 912-222-222, that's 912-222-222." the red-head added.

"Thanks I will"

As I turned away down the path, I noticed John benson creping up the path looking decidedly shifty...