Ray Mears - My Fake Diary
Tuesday, 8 April 2008
My thoughts were drifting all over the place as I waited for the door to open. as it did a 6 foot 7inch hairy woman opened the door - a sort of red-haired 'Choobacca' answered the door.
I was lost for words and my heart was reverberating with such intensity, I thought I would have a Canary!
"I...Is...C.c.c.carina in?" I stammered.
"No, she's at work" Chewy said in a high pitched voice.
"Gordon Bennet! I have been through hell and low-water to see her." I exclaimed.
"Well you can give her a ring at work."
That's not all I'd like to give her I thought.
" - she works at a call centre. Just phone 912-222-222, that's 912-222-222." the red-head added.
"Thanks I will"
As I turned away down the path, I noticed John benson creping up the path looking decidedly shifty...
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