Ray Mears - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 7 February 2013

Sent Jamie Oliver my recipe for tree bark pasta with maggot sauce. No reply from him as yet.

Busy weaving a new set of soup bowls from the bracken I got from the forest. The last set only lasted a coule of days for some reason.

Must watch Countryfile tonight. Still got a ridiculous crush on Julia Bradbury. I'm thinking of asking her out on a date - wild camping in a secluded swampland I know in mid-Wales. I'll be cooking my signature dish, of course.


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