Ray Mears - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 4 September 2010

Dear Diary,

completely out in the wilderness today, forgot my biro, so I'm writing this with a stick dipped in badger shit!

Had a nice meal of ground lichen and woodland fern parfait. Tasted a bit like bitter soil.

Still at least the cameramen have gone back to the hotel now!

Now where is that tin opener? Sausage in beans it is!!