Ray Mears - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 28 April 2012

"Ray Mears is an expert in wilderness bushcraft and survival."

I am not talking in the third person - I am just repeating what it says in today Guardian travel supplement. And I have been on tv many times.
SO why can't I get a table at the Ivy restaurant? Next time I'll use Simon Cowells name.

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