Ray Mears - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 5 May 2012

Still had no luck trying to book a table at the Ivy restaurant in the West End of London. Paaah!

Maybe I could ring up and make lots of noise in the background - say its a really bad line and say my name is Rupert Murdoch. He has the same initials as me, if you say them quickly our names sound similar?

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