Ray Mears - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 17 February 2008

'Pilot-Pat'likes the taste of the penguins - says the 'Happy Feet' are chewy. Only 3 days supply of them left though. We might have to toss up to decide what's next on menu - will it be Lord Lucan or the moggie?

Hope it doesn't come to that though - hope transponder is working?

Used all spare plastic, fabric and remaining letters to have nice campfire. Roast Penguin tonight!

Heard howls in the distance - could be miles away I wonder what they could be?

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