Ray Mears - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 21 July 2010

Dammit, dammit, dammit! Something's crawled under my foreskin and is Doug in for the night.
Coulda sworn it's a maggot leftover from Raoul Moat's birthday picnic. Bastard went and swallowed my hunting tweezers just before the cops tasered him. Really sticks in my craw to see him fry like that.
Anyone gotta rizla?

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