Ray Mears - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 24 November 2009

Dear Diary

it's been two weeks since I last ate.

Crew have gone home, I'm on my own.

I ate a cat today.

It just wandered in to the back garden here.

Not good.

Tasted like chicken.


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