Ray Mears - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 14 November 2009

Why, oh why, do I keep eating this crap?!

Flambéed widgety grub a la kangaroo's vagina.

I've been shi**ing through the eye of a needle for three days straight now!

The only solid stool around here are the ones in the hotel bar.

I really must review my career path.

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