Ray Mears - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 6 August 2009

Ok I'm not that good at survival stuff I admit it. I fell out of my hammock four times last night and I can't even swim but it's just TV. I mean no one will ever know will they? I wear slip-on shoes because I can't tie my shoelaces and I'm knackerd with my sat nav. Still, I look good in a commando hat and a ruck sack on my back. That's what the production company pay me for so why worry? You'll be fine Ray.