Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 30 October 2021

One is getting somewhat pissed orf attending all these bloody deadbeat engagements, time to throw a sicky methinks otherwise one will never get time to watch 18 seasons of NCIS.

Mind you ones minge has been a bit itchy of late so perhaps I should call my physician in to be on the safe side, especially after that last bout of 'Maj Vag'.....one almost rubbed it to oblivion before getting the creams!

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