Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary
Sunday, 16 September 2012
Honestly, this family! Or more accurately, their wives?!
It all started years ago when Diana started to rebel from 1st son Charles. She may have had affairs but at least she kept her clothes on in public.
Unlike her sister in law Fergie, wife of 2nd son Andrew, caught on a beach getting her 'toes sucked' by her 'financial adviser'
FRONT PAGE OF THE MIRROR.
Then Sophie, wife of third son Edward (that wedding was a bonus - definitely thought he was batting for the other side) caught with her nips out at Capital FM. FRONT PAGE OF THE SUN.
Then Harry completely stark-corgi naked in Las Vegas. FRONT PAGE OF THE SUN.
And now Kate, wife of grandson William, sunbathing topless in France on vacation. FRONT PAGE OF CLOSER and the IRISH DAILY STAR.
One has suffered enough. I'm just hoping the next one is not Camilla.
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