Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 28 July 2012

Well that was fun. Jumping out of the helicopter with James Bond to arrive at the Olympic Stadium opening ceremony by parachute sure beats travelling in the Daimler day after day. Even with the Olympic Lanes.

When Danny Boyle suggested it, Charles encouraged me to do it, obviously hoping for something to go wrong and he could take over as King (finally). Just in case, I brought my own parachute in case he tampered with the original.

What could possibly go wrong? I was wearing my lucky knickers.

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