Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 25 July 2012

One has played One's part in the austerity measures for One's country, as One should.

In recent years One being one of the world's richest women with One's priceless collection of fine art, jewels and real estate holdings, has opened some parts of One's Buckingham Palace to proletariat scruffy riff-raff tourists, raising money on admission tickets.

Uncouth One knows, but One has to do One's bit!