Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary
Tuesday, 24 July 2012
My Butler's second assistant's assistant tells me that the horse Danedream won the King George VI and Queen Elizabeth Stakes by a nose from last year's champion Nathaniel in a nail-biting finale to Ascot's summer show-piece, at 9-1.
One finds it far more interesting and fun than meeting the proletariat commoners in all quarters of My country!
Did you know we had a place called Nottingham?
What a tip! One was made to ride through the place passing decrepit crumbling closed shops, and the crowds were a terribly under-nourished untidy looking bunch!
An as for Leids, Leads... whatever they call it... well!