Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 24 July 2012

My Butler's second assistant's assistant tells me that the horse Danedream won the King George VI and Queen Elizabeth Stakes by a nose from last year's champion Nathaniel in a nail-biting finale to Ascot's summer show-piece, at 9-1.

One finds it far more interesting and fun than meeting the proletariat commoners in all quarters of My country!

Did you know we had a place called Nottingham?

What a tip! One was made to ride through the place passing decrepit crumbling closed shops, and the crowds were a terribly under-nourished untidy looking bunch!

An as for Leids, Leads... whatever they call it... well!

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