Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 29 July 2012

Well the offers have been pouring in since my 'cameo' role on screen parachuting into the Olmpic opening ceremony with Craig David or whatever he's called. (Craig Daniel, Darren Craig??)

A 3 film trilogy deal replacing Willis in Die Hard, not sure I wanna wear the vest. Mean Girls with Lohan, hmmm possible. A US/UK combined Golden Girls with me, Betty White, Ruby Wax and Joanna Lumley. Not sure I wanna deal with all those yanks, or Lumley!

One is saddened to hear of the death of Eddie Yeats, who was Keeping Up Appearances, Coronation Street and the Royle Family (with Ricky Tomlinson and Caroline Aherne, not my Royal Family.)

I've always wanted to live on a Manchester council estate, perhaps Caroline can write me a part in a new series? Its either that or Shameless...