Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 28 July 2012

As part of the seemingly never-ending Jubilee Tour, honouring One's 60 years on the throne, One can confirm that One's Duke, Prince William and the Duchess, Mate Kiddleton, no... Kate Middleton, will be off in September, One's royal duo will touch down in Singapore for two days, from there, they're in for the now-requisite whirlwind of activity and location-hopping, and will head to Malaysia Sept. 13-15, the Solomon Islands Sept. 16-18, and Tuvalu until Sept. 19 before making their way back to England.

While One has to remain here all the time, with proletariats, commoner's and the impecunious mobbing One, and wave at them to pretend to be bothered.... and the Olympic hassle too... oh dear!