Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary

Friday, 27 July 2012

It seems that One and One's Prince Charles, his wife Caramel... Camomile... no, Camilla, Prince William and his wife Kate and Prince Harry will attend One's opening of One's London Olympics this morning.

In the coming days, over 10,000 athletes from more than 200 nations will be undertaking their final preparations following years of dedication, hard work and personal sacrifice.

As long as the French don't win... they already own One's British power supplying companies!

Humpf!