Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 26 July 2012

One's One
One's Master of the Household's Department's Manager's secretaries assistant filing clerk, informed One's Lord Chamberlain's Office's cleaning maid, that a time capsule has been buried at Pauntley CofE Primary School to mark One's Diamond Jubilee.

Apparently the commoner pupils buried items in the capsule, which will be buried for 40 years - and dug up for One's 100th anniversary.

Bless my proletariats!