Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 10 May 2012

Hello Darling Diary

Today one of the dogs ate my brunch. After that it threw up all over the carpet. My poor darling Harry was staying here overnight and the vomit went all over him. I thought that was the worst thing i had ever seen the dog do so i got out my pistol and shot it. Later the police come over and fined me. Well i am off to bed now. I can here my husband singing a song called party rock in the shower

Love your queenie