Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 6 May 2012

It's my Britain's year, no doubt about it.

This year 2012, besides my own Golden Jubilee celebrations for the proletariat to enjoy, my country has World-Pride celebrations, the World Shakespeare Festival, the Making of Harry Potter tour, Wimbledon, and the British Open to be enjoyed by all!

Canada has sent about a kilogram of lamprey eels to England where they will be baked in a traditional pie for me too!

Of course I shall not be eating such common food! Ergh!

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