Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 29 April 2012

Well today is the first anniversary of William and Kate, sorry Catherine Middletons wedding - and so far so good i think.

She hasn't been smuggling rugby players into the palace like Diana. Or brought any food up at the table. Or given any interviews to Martin Bashir.

Of course they haven't announced a pregnancy yet - so we have to keep her for a bit longer.