Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary
Monday, 14 May 2012
A legend decrees that ravens, in their fortress home, the Tower of London, guard our Symbols of State, the Crown Jewels. Apparently, if they should ever leave, there could be dire consequences for England and her Monarchy.
Fortunately the English have long experience of dealing with legends..... We have clipped the Ravens's wings!
The Monarchy is safe and I celebrates my Diamond Jubilee this year, and the splendid new Exhibition of the Crown Jewels and other regalia at the Tower of London honours this joyous occasion.
I'm sure the proletariat commoners will pay to see the £32 million of jewels on display happily.
The fools like me you know!
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