Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary
Sunday, 6 May 2012
According to my third maid's second assistant's waitress's brother in law and assistant part-time gardener, who reads the lower class newspapers, the Telegraph have reported my personal fortune as being only £250 million.
I am not amused at such erroneous figures being made available to the proletariat and untermensch by the press.
Now will someone please get Prince Philip of Greece and Denmark off of the Corgi - or he'll end up back in hospital!
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