Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary

Friday, 11 May 2012

First son Charles and battleaxe wife Camilla has been on a tour of the BBC Scotland studios as part of Holyrood week.

They got him to read the weather out live on telly. Ha!
Finally we have found something the good for nothing sponger is good at. About time he had a proper job, instead of phoning me every morning and asking if I'm retiring.

Next step is to stop his salary, kick him out of his grace and favour apartment and let it out to tourists. I hear rental prices have shot up with the Olympics coming!