Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary

Monday, 14 May 2012

I arrived at the Diamond Jubilee Pageant on Sunday last, in a horse-driven carriage along with her... er oh... he's my husband... ah yes.. Prince Philip!

The glitterati event that took place at my private grounds of Windsor Castle, was attended by over 1,000 dancers, musicians, and performers from around the world.

All the performers came together to pay tribute to my 60 years on the throne.

A bore really, am I bovvered?