Queen Elizabeth II - My Fake Diary

Friday, 11 May 2012

Celebrations marking my diamond jubilee have kicked orf with a huge equestrian pageant held at Windsor Castle.

About 1,200 performers and 550 horses from 17 countries paid tribute to my 250-plus state visits in a show called "Around the World in 60 Years and 90 Minutes" performed in front of a 148-foot replica of my Buckingham Palace.

The horse is my favourite animal, followed by Corgis doggies, my family, Members of my government, and the proletariat.

I think one just made a joke...?