Paula Abdul - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 12 January 2010

Simon's going to quit at the end of this season.

I wonder if I can get my job back? Maybe I can be the mean one this time and tell people they suck and that it sounds karaoke or like two dead cats or it's bloody awful or ghastly.

I can do mean! I can stop being perky!

If I went back, I'd probably have Ellen trying to flirt with me instead of just Simon trying to flirt with me.

Maybe if I tell her that he hair is ghastly and that her pussy tastes bloody awful, she'd leave me alone.