Paul McCartney - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 25 July 2012

I'm singing at the Olympic Opening ceremony in Stratford on Friday, but I'm really disappointed that David Beckham has not been selected for the Team GB footie squad.

I just hope it wasn't my fault because at the pre-Olympic party I attended last month, I was smoking bong to take the edge off listening to Boring Johnson, sorry Boris, and passed it round to everyone in the back row. I've got a horrible feeling that Stuart Pearce was stoned out of his head on my bong when he selected the three over 23 players in his squad. Bellamy instead of Beckham???