Paul McCartney - My Fake Diary

Monday, 9 April 2012

Really bored today - finished all the easter eggs and thought about going for a run in the park. Or smoking a bong.

I know I promised to give up the bong because of my youngest daughter, but heeeeeeeeyyyyy, i'm Paul McCartney maaaaaaaaaan.

If I go for a run in the park, I'll be mobbed, or shot even - like Lennon. Maybe i could just smoke one more bong...