Paul McCartney - My Fake Diary

Monday, 4 June 2012

On my way to Buckingham Palace to perform at the Queens Diamond Jubilee Concert. Another honour in my long career.

Wonder if I can sneak a bong in? Security might be tight. But I'm Paul McCartney - they won't search me will they? I done press interviews last year saying I'd given up, perhaps I should carry a copy of the interview from the Daily Express.