Paul McCartney - My Fake Diary

Monday, 18 June 2012

Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me,
Happy birthday dear macca, happy birthday to me! 70 today maaaan.

Now if that news don't deserve a bong nothing does. If only i could remember where I hid them. have to keep them out of the way of the wife and dustbin lids.

Being 69 was fun, because its a sexual position, snigger.
Met the Queen recently at the Jubilee concert and told her "I'm 69"
Thought she might be shocked, but she replied "Macca, fancy a quicky? Philip is in hospital and all the family are out the front listening to Cliff Richard".

Oh well, now that's a story to tell the grandkids.