Paul McCartney - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 7 August 2013

Dear Diary - I have been asked to perform a concert for a king in Dubai. He wants me to sing only the songs I did when I was with the Beatles.

I texted him and told him that I would also like to do some of the songs I did with my band Wings.

He texted back and told me never mind that he would see about booking Justin Bieber and paying him the $900,000 for a two hour concert instead.

I immediately texted him back and said "Beatle songs it is mate."

Paul McCartney

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