Paul McCartney - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 26 April 2012

All you need is cash!

My previous marriage cost me almost £25 million thanks to a bitter divorce battle.

But my decision to tie the knot for a third time has propelled me back up the rich list.

Nancy is loaded! Brilliant - means i never have to do another days work in my life again. Great news - i can sit around smoking bong all day!