Paul McCartney - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 4 April 2012

My son James is trying to start up a fab four band of his own - with sons of my mates John Lennon, Ringo Starr and George Harrison.

I think this is because i never gave him enough pocket money when he was younger. Problem was i was spending it all on bong...

We used to buy all his clothes in the charity shop in Toxteth and tell him he looked like that because we were hippy's.
While everyone at his school had dinner money, he had to make do with a mars bar and a packet of crisps that me an' Linda half inched from the greengrocers next door.

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