Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 30 July 2009

Dear Diary,

Now I know how I'm to get some attention from the public. I have declared, on video sent to Al Jazeera, that we are building a nuclear bomb in one of our caves here in the mountains.

I must read up on the terms or I fear I will blow the whole thing.

I know there's something called yellow cake or is it orange?

Plutonium was mentioned often. Maybe too much.

"We have the plutonium, the fuse and everything", I told them.

"We also have a missile to carry it into Chicago right up the wazzoo of that crazy little White Sox manager."

That should get the attention of President Obama, a lifelong White Sox fan. He will not want to have the manager's wazzoo exploded.

So I go now to googleup the orange cake. Reminds me that I'm hungry.

Binny