Osama bin Laden - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 23 June 2009

Dear Diary,

There is no way I seem to be able to get the world's attention anymore.

I tried to last winter and the Swine Flu and the pirates came and then the flathead in North Korea began launching missiles and test nuclear explosions and Rihanna got the crap beat out of her.

Now Ed McMahan has died and there's no way I can be heard over that. There must be millions out there who think that there's not a chance of those people in the Clearinghouse Sweepstakes showing up and paying off all their loans.

I even sent my last video to Al-Jazeera stark naked and they thought it was a fake by some Banksy or whatever.

Even if we succeed in blowing up a place, half a dozen terrorist organizations claim responsibility before we can.

This morning was the final straw. I looked at TheSpoof and YOU HAD TO ROLL DOWN THE DIARY SECTION TO SEE MY NAME!!

Binny