Noel Edmonds - My Fake Diary

Friday, 30 March 2012

Yes it is true - I Noel Ernest Edmonds will be a contestant on the hugely popular Channel 4 teatime programme called Deal Or No Deal.

Yes a contestant. To celebrate the 200th episode.

I told producers I wanted to present the show as well as be a contestant but they wouldn't let me, so it looks like the failed X factor star turned tv presenter Olly Murs will be presenter for the day. Before he was on X Factor he was a DOND contestant - 'Olly from Essex' and he 'won' a tenner. Ha ha ha.

I bet he's a crap presenter on DEAL OR NO DEAL. It's not as easy as it looks. I bet he wants to steal the presenter job from me and do it full time. I will make it hard for him on the day. I wont give up without a fight.