Noel Edmonds - My Fake Diary
Wednesday, 14 March 2012
Recently my old lackey Cheggers did a revival of Swap Shop, not on television but on London Victoria train station concourse. Oh dear, keep up Keith, haven't you heard of Ebay and gumtree?
Things are not going well for Cheggers. The last time he was on telly was that awful Naked Jungle quiz show on Channel 5, lucky for him only about 34 people watch Channel 5.
I think most shows on Channel 5 are like that, with no clothes budget.
At least I get some attractive tweed shirts from Channel 4 for Deal or No Deal. I have to take them home and wash them myself.