Noel Edmonds - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 13 March 2012

The television watchdog OFCOM say they might move Deal Or No Deal to a later slot because of the gambling element.

Yes, I'm gonna be back on PRIMETIME TV! Eat my shorts Simon Cowell, Bruce Forsyth, Dale bloody Winton.

I'll need a bigger dressing room, more personal assistants (blond please) and more money! Get to it Channel 4!