Noel Edmonds - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 28 March 2012

I think I should be the new manager at Chelsea.

I don't have any experience of football management but I'm very successful, all thanks to the cosmic ordering!

I own a helicopter and a very sexy beard and I could probably pull John Terry's wife - see how he likes it ha ha ha!

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