Noel Edmonds - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 24 March 2012

Had a really strange dream last night. Was at a pool party at Barrymore's house when Chancellor George Osbourne had a trampolining accident - seriously you had to be there!

Gideon asked me to take over the Budget. Not a problem I told him, I'm an experienced presenter. I actually added a few of my own policies, not sure if that donut Ed Miliband noticed.

All bearded millionaires exempt from tax.
Helicopter fuel cut to 0%
£200,000 bonus to presenter on all Deal or No Deal Shows when the jackpot of £250,000 is not won.

And then i woke up - Damn!


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