Noel Edmonds - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 2 January 2013

After yesterdays 94 year old contestant Bert, todays Celebrity Special for New Years day saw a very special guest in Joan Collins!!

She remembered me from House Party with Mr Blobby and I remarked i still have a crinkley bottom - and she replied don't we all! She also said I'm like the Queen - I think perhaps she confused me with Elton John!

The game was riveting - Joan dealt at £15,000 with 5 boxes left - 3 low blue, £35,000 and £75,000. She then proceeded to have the most amazing all blue round - the perfect round at the most imperfect time. The banker would have upped his offer to £50,000. Pocket money for Joan, but she was playing for a nominated charity.

Perhaps the banker will break the habits of a lifetime and throw the extra money in if she recreates that famous pose from her movie 'The Stud'....