Napoleon - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 23 October 2014

Novembre 1804

Apparently Admiral Lord Nelson is now looking for access to my Jospehine's Tombola Soirees....though how he will enjoy it, with his blind eye and withered arm, I don't know...Of course, these may all be ruses to undermine my plans, I hear he has planned a 'TRAFALGAR NIGHTS - reliving Boney's Nightmare' party, next month...

Well, I shall send a box of exploding cigars to him with a note saying: 'HAVANNA GOOD TIME ,FROM YOUR RIVAL AND NAVAL SUPERIOR, 'BONEY'..FLUKES CAN HAPPEN'



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